Skip to main content

after the

After when the
Guy 1: after the

Guy 2: when
by AfterThe June 30, 2021
mugGet the after the mug.

After The Flash

The main roleplaying hub for edgelords to speedtype enemies into submission with the absence of logic.
Person 1: I am going to play the roblox game After The Flash.
Person 2: Unless you have 100 WPM, I would advise against that.
by nigga bruh fortnite August 4, 2019
mugGet the After The Flash mug.

After the Burial

A sick ass progressive metal band that will make you shit bricks and throw them at your un-born child.
I listened to that band you told me about, After the Burial...

Did you like them?

Well, my asshole is now the size of a cynder block and I killed my girlfriend.

So you did like them!

FUCK YEAH LAWLAWL
by Half Empty October 20, 2008
mugGet the After the Burial mug.

after the jump

Fucking irritating, dated, web 2.0-esque phrase, occasionally found on wired or engadget.

Anyone using this supposes that their audience isn't familiar with the concept of a hyperlink, or attempts to make the act of clicking on one some kind of novel or interesting internet superhighway 'experience'. Fuck off you gigantic cunts.
<big block of shit here>

More photos of <shit> after the jump! Click on through! More pics after the break! I'm a gigantic prick!

<links here>
by doganuses September 12, 2007
mugGet the after the jump mug.

After the fact

This is a phrase that you say when someone does or says something but they have no idea that their timing was totally and stupidly wrong. Oftentimes, people will say it with the word "all".
How you gonna go to the movies with everybody, leave me behind, and then tell me that the film is good and I should go see it ALL AFTER THE FACT??
by TheBx41 September 17, 2012
mugGet the After the fact mug.

After the show comes the shit cart.

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England
Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."
by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020
mugGet the After the show comes the shit cart. mug.

after the jump

'The Jump' in online media refers to a large block of inline advertising separating a page of text. It is a form of advertisment commonly used by bloggers and tech-press, but creates a major distraction for readers. The web-equivalent of the commercial break.
The use of the phrase "More after the jump..." signifies that a reader should scroll down past the adblock for further on the story, as with "More after this word from our sponsors" on television.
...with people speculating that Apple are soon to release a new brand of laptop powered by hampsters. More after the jump.
_______________________________________
ads sponsored by bongle
...
Get your Apple laptops here
Buy Apple computers on EBay
Looking for Apples? Try Farmland orchards
_______________________________________

It is speculated that the Hampstop will reduce the heat of laptops, while increase the scratchy noise and odor in compensation.
by Bobolosh June 23, 2006
mugGet the after the jump mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email