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Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) 

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.
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Yung lean affect 

Hating a song at first, but bumping it 24/7 a week later
Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right
Yung lean affect by WillyCubed August 18, 2016

Maddiie affect 

The Maddiie effect is where if you hang out with maddiie for too long you do 1. Drugs 2. Be bitchy 3. Wanna die 4. Think toxic is normal.
Damn you got fucked up by the MADDIIE AFFECT

Nozzle Affect 

The result of explosive diarrhea unleashed at the most unpropitious time during anal intercourse. The receiver would vent the liquified contents of their bowels at the moment of the giver's contact. Mechanically this would be the equivalent of a garden hose nozzle in the light mist setting. The end result would be a spray of viscous feces in a circular pattern around the point of origin.
Joe didn't want to be someone's bitch when he went to prison. So, he loaded up on the chili before his sentencing. When put in the situation to receive anal sex Joe waited for just the right moment to give that bastard the nozzle affect.

Affection Erection

When you get an erection from a hug, holding hands, when someone says I love you, or anything in that nature
Man I hadn't seen Olivia in awhile but I saw her and we hugged and got an affection erection.
Affection Erection by some fag December 8, 2015

chino hills affect

The sudden attraction to Asian girls. It happens when you go to school in chino hills or live in chino hills for an extended period of time.
Guy1: “Yo man I don’t know what it is but I think Asian girls are hot af”
Guy2: “Yeah man that’s the chino hills affect”