Pokémon Advocates 

People that believe that Pokémon win versus the lions. Pokémon Advocates are right in their stance, but lion advocates are lacking some chromosomes so they still believe that lions win. Although Pokémon like Rayquaza and Eternatus exist, lion advocates still function like Neanderthals and are not advanced enough as a human to comprehend this.

Pokémon Advocates: Pokémon win 100% of the time
Fully functional human beings: True

Pokémon Advocates by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 30, 2021

Anti-Nolitionary Advocates 

are advocates who advocate against foisting one to make a choice or decision against their will

Statists foisted a nolitionary experience of eating nattō onto agorist who happened to live within their borders; because there was a surplus of nattō because the government-subsidized nattō & there wasn’t enough demand for nattō despite the subsidizes. To eschew, the nattō from going bad -- the government decided to force its citizenry (and those who happened to live within their borders) to eat the surplus of nattō. The government made those they didn’t like to eat more nattō.

After months & months of the government forcing people to eat nattō against their will the anti-nolitionary advocates rose up to get rid of the government via a peaceful singing-revolution.

Anti-Nolitionary Advocates by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 11, 2020

Advocate Doogy 

An unemployed mid 30s autistic virgin who still lives with his parents. He makes extremely cringey, poorly-drawn Chris Chan style comics that he posts to Reddit where he imagines himself as a caped superhero fighting "evil" incels.

Advocate Doogy is obsessed with incels because he is an incel. His comics are actually about a man grappling with a part of himself that he hates and wants to bury and hide.

Advocate Doogy by dpeter February 13, 2022

devil’s advocate 

Someone who challenges an opposing point of view to spark debate, arguement, or controversy on a specific topic.

He will have to play devil’s advocate to get his viewpoint across.

devil’s advocate by Raddude67 October 21, 2017

wellness advocate 

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

wellness advocate by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018

Advocate Doogy 

A guy who lost his virginity at his 30's and claims to have dated the same girl for 8 years likely getting cucked by eight different Chads. He copes by drawing comics that look like something a 12 year old would draw in paint in 2003. He tries to "Prove incels wrong" and submerges himself in fantasies of saving females from "Evil incels" in his self insert series.

"Bro, who the fuck would draw a comic so badly? He has been drawing for years right?."
"That's Advocate Doogy for you."

Advocate Doogy by Ruqquscel April 25, 2021

Advohate 

Advocating for a point of view by demonizing, dehumanizing or "otherizing" those of an opposing view, rather than trying to win them over. Also, violence in the name of a desire for peace. Also, name-calling while advocating a point of view. Also, putting words in someone's mouth by paraphrasing in an inflammatory way.

"Far too many protesters have been advohating tonight, setting stores on fire and starting fights."

Advohating against advohaters:

"There go those blood-thirsty 'pro-lifers ' again, advohating against Planned Parenthood. Do they want women dying in back alleys again?"

Or -

"There go those blood-thirsty 'pro-choicers' again, advohating against the rights of the unborn children. How much baby-killing is enough?"

Or -

You believe in food stamps? So, your basically saying I should have to pay all the bills for lazy people.

Or -

You don't believe in food stamps? So you're basically saying, the world would be better off if we let poor people die?

Or -

You voted for X?? That must mean you believe in/don't care about Y. That makes you scum.

Advohate by Ivegotthemusicinme November 26, 2016