Admiral

Someone with delusions of grandeur and a tendency to give everyone in contact with her(or him) ranks in the military. DOES PLAY FAVORITES.

May also have a tendency to talk about preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse and accuse innocents of being the future cause of that event.

Is also a gold digger. Usually.

Morgana: Emily... she's such an Admiral. Not to mention a whore when it comes to dating all the guys at school...

Aubrey: I think she's amazing *-*

Morgana: Yeah, but that's because she gave you the rank of Vice Admiral after you two started screwing.

by vershoom-awesome September 6, 2010

The Admiral

A sexual position. Figure one stand at the position of attention with their hands behind their back while figure two performs fellatio on them. Commonly performed while wearing a sailors hat.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.

by Cap’n Jones December 23, 2018

admire

Noun

Annoying person; bugs the crap out of everyone and walks funny. O ya, no one knows his first name

Admire? I thought that WAS his first name.

by your momma March 1, 2003

The Rear Admiral

High ranking Naval officer.

Also a sex term when a man is doing a woman from behind while standing. Objective of the game is to fuck and push her around the room. The catch is you do it without using hands while trying to knock her into objects. If you make it 360 degrees around the room without hands your are promoted to Rear Admiral.

After a night of drinking too much tequila, I decided to do the rear admiral. The girl ended up with a broken nose and I ended up with a broken lamp and TV.

by M_Dubz152 June 12, 2023

admiral's brandy

A furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparking rumours that his men would drink from the barrel.

"Son, don't tell your mother, but let's have a sip of the ol' Admiral's Brandy"

by giraffe-o September 23, 2008

Sons of Admirals

Sons Of Admirals are a British pop and new media band composed of Charlie McDonnell (Charlieissocoollike), Alex Day (Nerimon), Tom Milsom (Hexachordal) and Ed Blann (Eddplant). All the members of the group are YouTube celebrities in their own rights and have a combined viewership of 600,000 and more than 67 million video views between them. They released their first single, a cover of Cat Stevens' Here Comes My Baby on 14 June 2010 on YouTube and iTunes. Within 48 hours of its release the single had attained a top 100 position in the UK iTunes download chart.

Sons of Admirals is the best band ever!

by boo_me2 September 27, 2010

Admiral Ackbar

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./ It's a trap!\
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _,,,--~~~~~~~~--,_ . . . .\ ._________/
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :º ‘-, . . \/. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .,-‘ :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : :o : ‘-, . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : :O ‘-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .,-‘ : :: :: :: :: :: : : : : : , : : :º :::: :::: ::’; . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .,-‘ / / : :: :: :: :: : : :::: :::-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;\ . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . /,-‘,’ :: : : : : : : : : :: :: :: : ‘-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;;| . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . /,’,-‘ :: :: :: :: :: :: :: : ::_,-~~,_’-, ;; ;; ;; ;; | . . . . . . .
. . . . . _/ :,’ :/ :: :: :: : : :: :: _,-‘/ : ,-‘;’-‘’’’’~-, ;; ;; ;;,’ . . . . . . . .
. . . ,-‘ / : : : : : : ,-‘’’ : : :,--‘’ :|| /,-‘-‘--‘’’__,’’’ \ ;; ;,-‘ . . . . . . . .
. . . \ :/,, : : : _,-‘ --,,_ : : \ :\ ||/ /,-‘-‘x### ::\ \ ;;/ . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . \/ /---‘’’’ : \ #\ : :\ : : \ :\ \| | : (O##º : :/ /-‘’ . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . /,’____ : :\ ‘-#\ : \, : :\ :\ \ \ : ‘-,___,-‘,-`-,, . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . ‘ ) : : : :’’’’--,,--,,,,,,¯ \ \ :: ::--,,_’’-,,’’’¯ :’- :’-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .) : : : : : : ,, : ‘’’’~~~~’ \ :: :: :: :’’’’’¯ :: ,-‘ :,/\ . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .\,/ /|\\| | :/ / : : : : : : : ,’-, :: :: :: :: ::,--‘’ :,-‘ \ \ . . . . . . . .
. . . . .\\’|\\ \|/ ‘/ / :: :_--,, : , | )’; :: :: :: :,-‘’ : ,-‘ : : :\ \, . . . . . . .
. . . ./¯ :| \ |\ : |/\ :: ::----, :\/ :|/ :: :: ,-‘’ : :,-‘ : : : : : : ‘’-,,_ . . . .
. . ..| : : :/ ‘’-(, :: :: :: ‘’’’’~,,,,,’’ :: ,-‘’ : :,-‘ : : : : : : : : :,-‘’’\\ . . . .
. ,-‘ : : : | : : ‘’) : : :¯’’’’~-,: : ,--‘’’ : :,-‘’ : : : : : : : : : ,-‘ :¯’’’’’-,_ .
./ : : : : :’-, :: | :: :: :: _,,-‘’’’¯ : ,--‘’ : : : : : : : : : : : / : : : : : : :’’-,
/ : : : : : -, :¯’’’’’’’’’’’¯ : : _,,-~’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| : : : : : : : : :
: : : : : : : :¯’’~~~~~~’’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : :

See Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar is one of the internet's biggest jokes.

by World Domination February 24, 2005