Acton is a town that shares its high school with the lesser known town of Boxborough, who get asked if they really have street lights. This town is thought to be extremely rich, and have the best high school sports. The latter may be true, but many families are not as rich as people assume.
Also, the town has no money after building a new library several years ago, renovating the JR. high, and now completing the renovations of the high school, setting them back god knows how many millions. There is an urban legend that some girls cut their toes to take crack, which is very plausable. Each year the freshman class gets sluttier and sluttier to the point where a 14 year old girl is unrecognizable. The great hangout in Acon is Bickfords restaurant on route 2A, also the late night event of everyones week. The sketchy drug dealing hangout is the Acton Bowladrome where stuff goes down unnoticed. Be sure to stop by the many Dunkin Donuts where the primary language is portuguese.
Also, the town has no money after building a new library several years ago, renovating the JR. high, and now completing the renovations of the high school, setting them back god knows how many millions. There is an urban legend that some girls cut their toes to take crack, which is very plausable. Each year the freshman class gets sluttier and sluttier to the point where a 14 year old girl is unrecognizable. The great hangout in Acon is Bickfords restaurant on route 2A, also the late night event of everyones week. The sketchy drug dealing hangout is the Acton Bowladrome where stuff goes down unnoticed. Be sure to stop by the many Dunkin Donuts where the primary language is portuguese.
by Aiden248 March 21, 2005
by NorcoRyder26 September 16, 2020
A boring, working class Toronto suburb that’s populated by methheads, headbangers, 14-year-old moms, high school dropouts (or, graduates of the applied/basic level in high school), racists, religious nuts and lot lizards. If you’re ambitious, smart and not a waste case, go to college or university and don’t look back.
Milla: “I’ve just fired an Acton resident. She stole $200,000 from our budget.”
Irene: “I’m not surprised. She always comes to work stoned on meth. Her rotten teeth, racist comments against Supinder and Jerome, and stupid shit about fake news don’t help.”
Milla: “And her 12-year-old daughter just had a baby, too. I would never raise my kids in Acton. I don’t want them to end up like those lowlifes.”
Irene: “I’m not surprised. She always comes to work stoned on meth. Her rotten teeth, racist comments against Supinder and Jerome, and stupid shit about fake news don’t help.”
Milla: “And her 12-year-old daughter just had a baby, too. I would never raise my kids in Acton. I don’t want them to end up like those lowlifes.”
by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
Acton is a small town in eastern MASS with one of the best school systems in the state! wow Acton has a gigantic Portuguese/Brazilian population (and som ehispanics. They all control the many Dunkin' Doughnuts in the town, and are believed to soon take over the town. Acton is also full of bunch of homofobic assholes, mainly the stupid jocks (basically 1/3 of the school). There is also nowhere to hang out in Acton. If you can't drive u are just stranded in the house. The only place people can hang out at is the bowladrome, which is a really sketchy dark place that makes people feal like they're gonna get raped while in there.
Actonian: Ya, umm, all have a Mocha Late.
Dunkin' Doghnuts Employee: Como?
Actonian: Oh fuck, ur forgein... I'LL... HAVE... UN... MOCHA... LATE... POR FAVOR.
Dunkin' Doghnuts Employee: Como?
Actonian: Oh fuck, ur forgein... I'LL... HAVE... UN... MOCHA... LATE... POR FAVOR.
by bla April 29, 2005
by xo83 December 10, 2010
by Grumpyoldfan November 22, 2018
The atire of a resident of the town of Acton (aka "the armpit of Ontario") on a special occasion or ANY occasion for that matter. The atire consists of a plaid lumber jacket and cougar boots with the tongues out.
Sandy: "Are you wearing your Acton tux to the wedding ?"
Aaron: "Um... what ?"
Sandy: "Your Acton tux - you wearing it ?"
Aaron: "Ummm... what ?"
Sandy: "Nevermind"
Aaron: "Um... what ?"
Sandy: "Your Acton tux - you wearing it ?"
Aaron: "Ummm... what ?"
Sandy: "Nevermind"
by Snydbo April 6, 2011