action slacks

A smart badass dude who is full of energy and is always coming up with rad ideas

Hey there, action slacks, nice job on building your own computer from shit u found in the woods

by NikkiVapes December 12, 2014

Action Slacks

Pants made of a thin enough material to allow significant feeling or penetration during a lapdance.

Source: Bill Burr's Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast

I managed to push the head inside the stripper thanks to my nice thin action slacks, but now I got herpes.

by The Bunny Suit Killer December 25, 2016