When a woman hits a man and bruises him for no reason other than “all men have done this before” (even though there is ZERO evidence/data that proves that every single individual male has hit a woman) and to be perceived as a heroine by other women and psychotic American feminists that scream “oppression” from homes that they paid off with inherited money.
“Omg, did you hear that Elsa hit John?”
“Yes, he was totally asking for it by sitting there and reading a book and minding his own business.”
“Omg, but did you also hear that John hit her back?”
“OH MY GOD!!!! THAT’S ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I know, right? He’s like 5’2” and 137 lbs. and she’s like 6’0” and 357 lbs. that’s like SO unfair. A MAN HITTING A WOMAN?! WOMEN ARE SMALLER AND MORE FRAGILE!!!!!”
“Yes, he was totally asking for it by sitting there and reading a book and minding his own business.”
“Omg, but did you also hear that John hit her back?”
“OH MY GOD!!!! THAT’S ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I know, right? He’s like 5’2” and 137 lbs. and she’s like 6’0” and 357 lbs. that’s like SO unfair. A MAN HITTING A WOMAN?! WOMEN ARE SMALLER AND MORE FRAGILE!!!!!”
by Elsa Buttersworth December 24, 2019
by duality April 1, 2005
by beattensilly February 21, 2011
Grapping the pot because he was certain his full house had the pot, Fred was suddenly shocked by George, who he was sure was bluffing. "Abuse" cried the table when they saw George lay down four of a kind.
by Think October 13, 2004
"Kid mouthed off to me, so I disciplined his fat ass with a shovel." "Oh so you abused him"
"Dat ass... I'd ABUSE that bitch."
"Dat ass... I'd ABUSE that bitch."
by RealWorldDefinitions November 13, 2012
Man: Bitch! I said they dont speak German in Mexico
Retarded Woman: But the boarder jumper said they do!
Man: Keep on mocking me woman! I'm going to cherry cheese cake you in 2 seconds, if you don't shut up about the boarder jumper too! And no getting high after midnight!
Retarded Woman: But Dirty Sanchez said they do speak German! And I'm not high, fuck nut!
Man: I had it with your imaginary boarder jumper named Dirty Sanchez! AHHHHHHHH! (Man abuses Retarded Woman)
Retarded Woman: But the boarder jumper said they do!
Man: Keep on mocking me woman! I'm going to cherry cheese cake you in 2 seconds, if you don't shut up about the boarder jumper too! And no getting high after midnight!
Retarded Woman: But Dirty Sanchez said they do speak German! And I'm not high, fuck nut!
Man: I had it with your imaginary boarder jumper named Dirty Sanchez! AHHHHHHHH! (Man abuses Retarded Woman)
by Numba1AerosmithFan January 16, 2010
Bonnie's tight usless gay ass, he whips his kids and leaves his sexual partner right before release. And then he wonders where he went wrong like some autistic mother fucker.
by Brain Jr. March 16, 2018