absolute balls

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You are absolute balls (shit)

absolute balls by c-dawg94 March 15, 2014

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absolute balls

Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.

"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."

"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."

"No, hate is a strong word."

absolute balls by treesoda August 24, 2022

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trippin absolute balls

To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.

That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!

trippin absolute balls by KerbalGunnerz December 17, 2013

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As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

As Absolute Balls by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

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absoloute balls

when somethings shit

that bike is absoloute balls

absoloute balls by abssssloosudsh balls March 30, 2017

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Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

Absolute ballshit by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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