Ableton
Ableton by EpicToastOkay February 5, 2024
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Ableton user
Untalented person who thinks their song is “good” meanwhile it’s just him """rapping""" with a trap beat playing in the background like bg music.
There are exceptions such as kawaisprite though.
Attacks anyone who uses fl studio too.
There are exceptions such as kawaisprite though.
Attacks anyone who uses fl studio too.
Ableton user: Yo this shit fire *metal clanking against a trash can*
Anyone with common sense: bruh your shit bad
Ableton user: BRUHJWHAKAJAJ YOU FL STUDIO USER HAHAHAHAHAHA TRASH MSUCIS TARSH!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Anyone with common sense: what?
Anyone with common sense: bruh your shit bad
Ableton user: BRUHJWHAKAJAJ YOU FL STUDIO USER HAHAHAHAHAHA TRASH MSUCIS TARSH!1!1!1!1!1!1!
Anyone with common sense: what?
Ableton user by Massive rotating balls god October 30, 2022
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Ableton Live
A piece of Audio mixing & production software that makes every 18 year old, untalentless club rat think they can call themselves a DJ. These posers usually have little to no knowledge of music structure or basic mixing abilities. Often seen bragging about the fact they are 'DJs', in hopes of faunicating with attractive members of the opposite sex. Most intelligent people see right through this charade, however, when the subject gets on his knees and sucks off enough club owners & promoters to finally get himself a paid club set, and attempts to mix songs together on turntables (instead of his laptop) creating a sound not dissimilar to a bunch or horses running mixed with someone running their fingers down a chalk board.
John: Guess what bro?...Now I'm a hectic DJ n shit
Robert: Last time you touched a set of turntables I wanted to neck myself because it sounded so terrible!
John: that was before, now I use Ableton Live! Its so easy, even a retarded infant could mix on it.
Robert: Well thank christ for that! Anyways I'm going to go over there now...you stay here
*walks away laughing at poser*
Robert: Last time you touched a set of turntables I wanted to neck myself because it sounded so terrible!
John: that was before, now I use Ableton Live! Its so easy, even a retarded infant could mix on it.
Robert: Well thank christ for that! Anyways I'm going to go over there now...you stay here
*walks away laughing at poser*
Ableton Live by El_Messy December 9, 2008
Hardly Ableson
The term "Hardly Ableson" is used to mock Harley Davidson riders, simply because Hardly's bikes are overpriced, overweight, underpowered pieces of crap that don't handle.
My GSXR1000 is faster and handles better than your Hardly Ableson bath on wheels, go home you humpy c*** and shave that beard.
Hardly Ableson by Lee McC May 10, 2007
Abletonistic Modernity
Abletonistic Modernity: n., pl., -ties.
The constricting paradigm of electronic music oriented software digital audio workstations resulting in the homogenization of related music production techniques, and eventually, the music itself.
The constricting paradigm of electronic music oriented software digital audio workstations resulting in the homogenization of related music production techniques, and eventually, the music itself.
Newcomers to electronic music have a tendency to get stuck in the software oriented, Abletonistic modernity of the past decade, often ignoring or unaware of the quirky, more hardware oriented approach to electronic music production from previous decades.
Abletonistic Modernity by averyco July 9, 2010