The king. God . Everyone loves him. He goes by the name the weeknd. He will make you wet within seconds. Evil angel from above . His voice is something extraordinary and beautiful . We love Abel! He only fucks you on Thursday . He has the best xo fan base ever.
AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.
Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."