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A shit ton of cum 

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day 

Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"

a metric shit ton 

The weight of the titanic or another object of similar mass. ie. 52,310 tons

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
a Baker's Shit ton by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

Ashitton 

A very large quantity; too large a number to rationalize.
"Yo man, Frank's mom had her tenth kid!"

"That's ashitton of kids man."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019