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A happy ending is when a Japanese massage therapist(usually a woman) gives a man a handjob for free.
I'm going to get myself a happy ending after work today.
by savvy16 January 18, 2014
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When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or manual release (usually for an extra twenty dollars)
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by fukstik January 25, 2003
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When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.
Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending
by FegelFatso May 28, 2018
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When getting a rub down by an Asian, you roll over and ask for a happy ending. They then jerk you off with their skilled hands.
Dave Chappelle: Hey baby, can I get a happy endin'? *Pause* She didn't say no!
by China Shhtan. August 11, 2005
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A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 7, 2019
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When a girl (usually Asian) gives you a full rubdown with the exception of your cock, which is rock hard now, and looks up at you and says, 'You want Happy Ending?'
The perfect ending to the weekend was getting Happy Ending from Kako last night at the massage parlor.
by Asian Lover Mike May 25, 2005
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When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or full on sex
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by TrueFactsFromLife April 29, 2015
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