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What happens when, in a story or movie, a problem gets resolved.
When the Thai girl refused to jack off my penis, we knew the massage is not going to have a happy ending.

by sukebe December 1, 2006
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An expression for having sex at the end of a date.
After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.
by Richard Black December 28, 2011
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it is an ending that ends with EVERYONE HAPPY, and is not dirty or sexual in ANY way. FAH and ramo aka princess and the bear is a real life example of this situation.
awww... you two are so cute, i see the princess and bear happy ending

i love happy endings
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When using Firefox, you keep one tab open with the sexiest picture/video on the help you finish the task.
Omg I used to use 2girls1cup as my happy ending...but now it's just not good enough. I need to watch 8girlsnocup to get anywhere near finishing.
by Spongy Liver July 24, 2008
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Interjection used usually sarcastically to show disdain and lack of sympathy for a story, or merely as an ironic and random thing to place at the end of a tragic story. May sometimes see legitimate use placed at the end of a happy story, but that is usually a sarcastic imitation of an overenthusiastic person.

Also sees use as an utterly random interjection often with little relevance to anything pertaining to the topic.

Derived from the "Good Ending" of Bubble Bobble where it would cheerfully display HAPPY END in giant letters.

Features in the Retarted Cartoon Video when the Earth would explode.
cooljj: and then it turned out it was an infection and my dog dies
hrrble: HAPPY END
cooljj: your an asshat
And then the princess lived with the knight forever after and they had a thousand kids and they were all wonderfully smart and well behaved.
*internet shock thread showing a series of images of a cat being killed*
hrrbl posted : HAPPY END!
by Vee Are Are Schee June 3, 2006
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An audience wants to hear about something too good to be true, they don't want to hear about how the good guy doesn't always make things right, have a bigger penis than the bad guy, or get a girl.
The guy that would be been considered the hero was a virgin until his twenties, never drove an expensive car, and didn't have an interesting life. A movie/story about bad guys was more interesting than the good guy's real life, even if it didn't have a happy ending.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019
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The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

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Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
by Pap¡ July 13, 2016
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