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A human

A human being, a descendant of chimpanzees, and Neanderthals
Dave : John, are you a Homo Saipan?
John : No Dave, why?
Dave : So you're not a human?
John : Well, in that case, yes I am a Homo Saipan
by Brendon Patton August 1, 2013
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A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk
Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee
by Random-memer April 4, 2022
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A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
by weave January 28, 2007
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A Human chode

Is a person much wider than they are tall
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
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a human second

That image was funny, for about a human second.
by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018
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A Human chode

Is a jack Spavins
by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021
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a human ick

who is a human ick?
lelli kelli.
by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022
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