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a girl's hobby 

a girl playing with her boyfriend's dick and pleasure
girlfriend: *rides dick like a slut*
boyfriend: Fuck you feel so good I'm so close
girlfriend: Cum inside me and fill me up *rides faster and takes all inches*
boyfriend: FUCK
girlfriend: *stops moving and just sits on it and yawns*
boyfriend: is smth wrong?? please continue I'm almost cumming
girlfriend: I'm sorry babe but I'm so tired cuz you made me cum 8 times
boyfriend: but...
girlfriend: *gets off his dick* maybe I'll finish you off tomorrow
boyfriend: but you already said that yesterday :(
girlfriend: and? Maybe you rather like it if I won't touch you at all tomorrow and just masturbate infront of you and cum hard
boyfriend: no please
girlfriend: good boy<3 never forget that thing between your legs is my property my toy and I'll play with it how much I want and how i want
boyfriend: I know
girlfriend: good night babe *kisses lips* and good night my toy *kisses his dick making it precum even more* it looks so cute precumming and throbing like that. It really looks like you wanna cum, don't you.
boyfriend: YES please
girlfriend: hmmmm nah *kisses his dick again making it throb once again* sleep well<3
boyfriend: You too you naughty thing

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a girl's hobby by nohano February 22, 2022
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026