a cristina

A GAY ANNOYING PERSON WHO SLAPS PPL AND KICKS PPL AND IS ANNOYING AND HATES A LOT OF PPL EXCEPT A GIRL NAMED SCARLETT

ur such a cristina

a cristina by REDISAWESOME November 27, 2018

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Pulling a Cristina

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.

Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina

Pulling a Cristina by Handocalrizian May 28, 2015

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Cristina A

COOLEST CAT YOU WILL EVER MEET. VERY FUN TO BE AROUND. VERY PRETTY AND LOVES NO BOYS BUT ONE GUY ONLY. EVERYONE LOVES HER BECAUSE SHE IS SO NICE AND HAS GREAT TASTE IN FASHION. YOU GO GIRL!

Cristina A

Cristina A by GIMMIEMORECANDIE December 27, 2010

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pulling-a-Christina

The act of making a lot of plans with multiple people, and then angering the people in which you didn't hang out with.

Whether it was an accident or not.

This can also resulting in ALL of your plans failing and resulting to something completely unplanned for, which is usually the case.

"I Totally pulled a Christina last night and ended up going bowling will billy and suzzy, it wasn't what i had planned"

"I totally pulled a Christina last night and forgot all about bob, i felt so bad"

"I'm totally pulling-a-Christina, i made like 5 plans tonight!!

pulling-a-Christina by CYPK66 January 20, 2009