Tell it to a bottle of scotch 

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

Tell it to a bottle of scotch by dexfan October 31, 2010

Shit in a bottle 

when you have nowhere to park your breakfast so you do it in an empty 2 litre bottle.

i had nowhere to wrestle with sergent brown so i had to shit in a bottle and leave it near a homeless person!

Shit in a bottle by johnny alans February 19, 2010

Sex In A Bottle 

A proposterious phrase used by Colorado Springs folk to describe an unatainable euphoric feeling.

Tim: Longboarding is awesome.
Ben: I know it's like sex in a bottle!
Jordan: What!?

Sex In A Bottle by WickedPraisE January 28, 2009

Ship in a Bottle 

an instance where, in desperate desire for sex, a man removes the tampon from a woman, ejaculates into her vagina and then reseals the vagina with the tampon trapping the semen inside.

She was on her time, but being as desperate as I was I gave her a ship in a bottle anyway.

Ship in a Bottle by TheKingofSweden April 25, 2011

Ship in a Bottle 

When pissing in a bottle (preferably gatorade)slipping and getting your un erect penis stuck in the opening. Then due to the friction said penis becomes erect leaving the person with a wooden structure that they cannot get out of the bottle.

"Dude, I was pissing in a bottle when you hit that speed bump. Now I have a shiP in a bottle and can't get it out"

Ship in a Bottle by Robert Magruder September 27, 2008

Sex in a Bottle 

Using the male penis and a water bottle to masturbate. After several thrusts or ejaculation, quickly seal the bottle with a cap/lid. You will then have Sex in a Bottle.

I mastubated with a water bottle and kept the bottle sealed with my filthy and warm ejaculent... my Sex in a Bottle.

Sex in a Bottle by djdjdjdjdjddjdjdjooo June 11, 2014

shower in a bottle. 

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

shower in a bottle. by Full Status August 28, 2011