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Pull a Lolomon 

1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an FML story
Person 1: Man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. I got stuck and they had to stop the subway. FML

Person 2: Man, way to pull a lolomon
Pull a Lolomon by lolworm April 9, 2009
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Pull a Lolomon 

The definition above is insignificant and inaccurate.

To pull a lolomon is to do something amazing that earns respect.

The definition of "pulling a pel" is the first definition of "pull a lolomon"
No example required-you will know when you truly pull a lolomon

Alologise 

To apologise for something that you still find hilarious.
Emma alologised to Gareth for upsetting his balance and causing him to fall in the pig pen.

A while later, Gareth dropped a carton of wet fish on Emma while she slept.

"So sorry," Gareth alologised.
Alologise by Tyhannasaurus September 9, 2010

aLOLogize 

–verb (used without object), -gized, -giz·ing.
1.
to offer a compassionate laugh, as for suffering or trouble

2.
to express sympathy or console by use of humor.
Gary aLOLogized with Denise after the death of her favorite stuffed dog.
aLOLogize by Nivush November 3, 2010

alologies 

When something is funny but you still feel the need to apologise for it
When you've tripped a brother over by accident. "my alologies Bro"
alologies by Jimmybro July 24, 2017