A Lipton 

A fake person.

Person1:Shelly's so cool.
Person2:Shes just putting on an act, she's a lipton.

A Lipton by Truth Tree July 27, 2018

Pull a linton 

v.
The act of making a quick restroom break to relieve bladder pressure, usually immediately prior to leaving for a group lunch.

Also see: Pull a big linton, Pull a full linton

Hey guys, I'm going to pull a linton real quick, I'll meet you in the parking structure.

Pull a linton by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

Pull a linton 

v. Any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.

Steve: Lets go. Hey wait, where's Mike?
Anjali: He had to Pull a Linton.
Steve: What?!? I just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. Does he have an enlarged prostate?
Anjali: No, he's just hitting the ATM for 40 bucks.
Steve: OK, cool. He's probably tapped out from making it rain last night.

Pull a linton by ILuv5318008 July 6, 2010

pulling a linton 

the act of being out of school (usually after finishing a degree/diploma/certificate program) and not having a job or doing any kind of work while living off the charity of your parents.

He's been out of school for a couple of months now but he still doesn't have a job. He must be pulling a linton.

pulling a linton by Mr. No Job May 23, 2008

Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

Pull a full linton by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020