A Kim Kardashian 

A big ass or rear end. Normally used as a compliment rather than an insult.

Person 1: Wow, you have a little bit of a Kim Kardashian going on back there

Person 2: Thanks !

A Kim Kardashian by Nomedog November 16, 2011

a kim kardashian 

When you have been dating for 72 days

Joe: How have you two been dating?
Jim: For a kim kardashian
Joe: lol a what?
Jim: a kim kardashian is 72, like her marriage.

a kim kardashian by JoeShome November 6, 2011

pulling a Kim Kardashian 

The act of not showering but dressing up as if you did.

I didnt't have time to shower today, so I'm pulling a Kim Kardashian.

pulling a Kim Kardashian by Rey87 April 2, 2017

took a kim kardashian 

When you take a nasty smelly shit in the shared office bathroom that you have to spray the cheap smelling Kim Kardashian spray to cover up the scent.

Man, that Mexican food at lunch was brutal, I just took a Kim Kardashian!

took a kim kardashian by nastyshitter May 26, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016