A fast one

👌🏼

Person1: look what I’ve got in my pocket
Person2: what? *looks at pocket*
Person1: 👌🏼 * Pulls a fast one *

by Alec with a c January 09, 2021

pulling a fast one

Weaseling your way out of work responsibilities with a ninja stealth like shaddyness.

Greg is"pulling a fast one" past his boss, Chris, to get the weekend off for the big game.

by DuctTapeBandit June 11, 2016

pull a fast one

To deceive someone.

"There's a chick that tried to pull a fast one on me."

by Brendannn October 18, 2008

pulled a fast one

When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.

Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.

by Judy Bartell May 26, 2016

Pull a fast one

When you go to the bathroom or saying you are going to use the bathroom but you are actually going to get drunk do drugs jerk off or have sex or leave

Don't pull a fast one on me we gotta get this shit done man

by Goozoozfrabaa September 13, 2019

Fernandez Fast One

When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.

Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.

by anonymousjoseph June 25, 2017

Pull a fast one

When you go into a porta potty to jerk off drink or have sex while at work

I met this girl at the store on lunch she let me pull a fast one

by Juggernaut with the gauntlet November 29, 2018