1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.

I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.

by Willie Dong December 20, 2015

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Cocket willys

You rub your dick on a dead dogs head

Dude did u just play cocket willys with my dead dog

by Smalltinkle April 21, 2018

Nipple Willy

When you suck/lick someone’s nipple until it is covered in spit and they insert it into your eat like a Q-tip

Damn man... my girl gave me a mean nipple willy last night, i think i can hear twice as good now.

by boalgo June 27, 2018

willy-nilly robby willy

Suicide via hanging.

Did you hear about Jeff? He did a willy-nilly robby willy.

by feline idiot February 22, 2022

buffalo wet willy

When you grab that cold buffalo snow and shove it up someone’s ass.

Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.

by skylorddylllll November 16, 2019