Acronym for "Wild Ass Guess Not Easily Refutable." This is a wild ass guess that you can actually support with numbers, statistics or other "facts." It doesn't matter if these "facts" are real or not, just as long as someone can't easily refute them.
The new budget is a WAGNER so you can present it to management and they won't see through it.
by b1tw153 April 18, 2011
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1.completey erectifying ones damnation towards hell due to an extreme vowed act of brown-nosing.
2.Oten envolving instances more similar to that of a french kiss on the anal rectum of;
a.your employer's and;
b.fellow collegeas alike
3. Usually a person whom as 'so to speak' has "made it to the top" due to past ramifactions regarding anal probing
"Hey Dad, why did Timmy's Dad get so rich?--Well son, Timmy's Dad pulled a wagner to get to the top!"
by Jippy July 22, 2004
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The best thing you've ever seen, heard, tasted, or thought.

All the things you could possibly be jealous of.
by your pseudonym 6969 October 1, 2019
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a person or thing that constantly expels annoying music or bad jokes
On the elevator up to the 50th floor i rode the whole way with a wagner! I wanted to put one of us out of our misery
by kec127 April 24, 2008
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Someone who makes plan well in advance, and either calls at the last minute to cancel or does not call at all.
Justin and I were supposed to go to the movies but he ended up wagnering me.
by Neibs December 24, 2008
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A short douche bag with a napoleon complex who feels that he can do whatever the fuck he wants when in reality no one like him A.K.A an asshole
Hunter is such a wagner! he acts all high and mighty with his retarded ram charger, hes probly too short to even get up in the car let alone reach the pedals!
by sincerely truthful April 24, 2006
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"Wagner" is very diverse, dynamic, and otherwise highly multifarious word.
The term "Wagner" is commonly used as a synonym for the common swear words (shit, piss, fuck, ass, ect.), racially discriminatory words, a foul adjective (shitty, crappy ect.), and its fun to use it as a word to yell when you're pissed off...can be quite....relieving.
* "WHAT THE WAGNER!!?!?" - what the fuck!!?!?!?
* "that piece of wagner..." - that piece of shit,,,
* "you wagner!" - you asshole
* "your wagner is in my face..." - your ass is in my face...
by Zachary W. March 23, 2006
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