A blonde jew trying to be a nazi, typically referring to the short MOTHER FUCKER THAT EATS SHIT THINKING IT HAS VITAMINS IN IT. A Wagner, such as Brett Joseph Wagner, is the largest of Wagners, feeling the need to ruin everyone's day at the sight of him in Britany's car every morning. Speaking to him is like trying to talk to a retarded dolphin, it's just not gonna happen.
Brett: Man guess what happened to me last weekend?
Me: What?
Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!
Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!
Me: What?
Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!
Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!
by Mattyofthe925 February 11, 2009
Being so mentally and physically retarted that one drools in one's own drool.
Can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, adjective, punctuation, whatever.
Basic replacement for common swearwords, insults, or any discrimitive word in the English, German, French, Spanish, Polish, Ugeslavian, and Russian language.
Notes:
See dick, dickhead, dickface, ass, asshole, cunt, bitch, fuck, fucker, fuckface.
Can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, adjective, punctuation, whatever.
Basic replacement for common swearwords, insults, or any discrimitive word in the English, German, French, Spanish, Polish, Ugeslavian, and Russian language.
Notes:
See dick, dickhead, dickface, ass, asshole, cunt, bitch, fuck, fucker, fuckface.
by Wags Wagner March 20, 2006
by gnfnr77 October 5, 2009
When you barf in the middle of an opera, preferably all over your date. The more steampunk the opera, the more of a probability that wagnering will happen. The wagnerer typically climbs over other opera patrons, covered in his or her own vomit, attempting to reach the bathroom to wagner some more.
Girlfriend: OMG go to the bathroom the opera is happening
Offender: HHUUUBLAAAHHHHHHHSSZZZDZZZZ
Patron: Wtf is that smell, did someone Wagner?!
Offender: HHUUUBLAAAHHHHHHHSSZZZDZZZZ
Patron: Wtf is that smell, did someone Wagner?!
by Dickhard Wagner March 23, 2012
by asdfghtrewq March 3, 2010
This Is Jesus, SHE controls your life. She is the voice in your head telling you to do those very odd things. There is no escape.
Wagner: You, yes you, you should have sex, get a baby, have a low end job, all under the age of sixteen. You won't, your not worthy enough.
by Skysolo June 24, 2009
Person 1: what are you up to?
Person 2: just having a quick Wagner, talk in a bit.
Person 1: sound mate, loving that show room finish
Person 2: just having a quick Wagner, talk in a bit.
Person 1: sound mate, loving that show room finish
by It’s Wagner August 26, 2019