Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017
Wonyoung’s Boyfriend is a guy named Kodi. They are pretty much soul mates as although they are in different countries they find themselves doing the same thing as each other, such as staring at the stars in the night sky.
by omniscience1002 September 14, 2023
girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend
by the payee November 28, 2018
When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)
by LeRichard April 9, 2023
by Qwertyquoo June 22, 2022