Decoy Boyfriend 

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

Decoy Boyfriend by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

Decoy boyfriend

Decoy Boyfriend

The friend you accidentally acquire when you're in a long-distance relationship. You hang out together so much that the entire town assumes you're dating. He plays along, you play along, and at some point correcting people becomes more effort than it's worth.

Example:
Town: "So when's the wedding?"

Me: "We're not even dating."

Town: "Sure."

Me: "That's my decoy boyfriend. My actual boyfriend lives in another province."

Example 1

Friend: "I thought you had a boyfriend."

Me: "I do. He lives in another province."

Friend: "Then who's that guy you're always with?"

Me: "Oh, that's just my decoy boyfriend."

Decoy boyfriend by 123Skoden July 1, 2026