Unexplainable. So perfect there is no word to describe. There never will be.
Person: dude carson is so perfect he’s like _____
Other person: I know right !!
by carsonsgirlforlife December 12, 2020
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Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.
Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
by Piece of Cake21 May 24, 2023
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A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.
Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.
by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021
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Carson - A very racist term, the insulting term for white and black people, god, and jesus.
My friend hates Carsons because he believes in God
by Amor Henderson November 5, 2021
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Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time
by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 5, 2022
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Carsons are very flirty and make you feel loved. You tend to have flings with Carson because nothing ever lasts and they will have moved on.
Girl 1: I heard shes talking to Carson.
Girl 2: Haha give it a week.
by AL20000 June 25, 2018
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All around badass and is also known as big dick Rick after 7 teas he is in touchable
Carson Oh yeah I have met big dick Rick
by November 25, 2020
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