Black humor. You're not having a weekend because you're fucked. And working. The project's gone pear-shaped and is starting to accelerate toward oblivion.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.
With hope dead, and nothing left to do, you make a last pathetic Simpson’s reference before the whole thing goes down in a twisted heap of smoke and hard drives.
"We just got the certification report back, we're failing 63% of compliance regs, with two weeks to go."
"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"
"Woo-hoo! 3 day weekend!"
by gruvinci June 22, 2006
Getting a buzzcut 3 days before you need to look sharp since 3 days after a buzzcut is when it looks nicest.
by The Man with the Words December 20, 2010
by TRIGGERHAPPYTAYLOR September 16, 2004
An unspoken law that translates as following:
If you made a guy mad, you use the 3 days law.If 3 days passed since your last interaction and he doesn’t text you anymore, it means you should move on because he’s on to the next girl.
If you made a guy mad, you use the 3 days law.If 3 days passed since your last interaction and he doesn’t text you anymore, it means you should move on because he’s on to the next girl.
X: So, did he text you after you had that fight?
Y:No, it’s been already 5 days, I think this is it.Apply the 3 days law.
X:Well time to move on.
Y:No, it’s been already 5 days, I think this is it.Apply the 3 days law.
X:Well time to move on.
by אוהבת מכשפה July 11, 2023
If you're dating a chick & it's early on, if she doesn't talk to you for three days, with you trying to make an effort, then you dump her.
Aaron: Hey! Have you talked to what's-her-name yet?
John: I've tried! Calling, texting.. Nothing man...
Aaron: Ha, looks like she's getting the 3 Day Rule then.
John: Bitch gets three days!
John: I've tried! Calling, texting.. Nothing man...
Aaron: Ha, looks like she's getting the 3 Day Rule then.
John: Bitch gets three days!
by GuessWhoBaby? May 8, 2012
kyiv in 3 days
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 4, 2023
Man, I was told Jessica I loved her after three days hoping to get something but now I'm kinda in a 3-Day Dilema.
I got myself into a 3-Day Dilema, and now Justin won't quit calling me.
I got myself into a 3-Day Dilema, and now Justin won't quit calling me.
by lss496 May 20, 2011