Skip to main content

zootholomy 

Russian origin.
First coined during the Spanish Inquisition

(zo-oth'-o-lo-my)
(n) The scientific name for a leaf that has been separated from a branch by unnatural forces. It is important to differentiate between natural and unnatural forces. If a hurricane blows leaves off branches, they remain leaves. If humans or animals pull a leaf off a tree, it becomes a zootholomy.

plural: zootholomie (zo-oth'-o-lo-mie)
Little Johnny hit the branch so hard, one leaf became a zootholomy.

After the pine died, the leaves began accumulating at the base of the tree.
Related Words
A type of fan fiction which involves the two fictional characters Zoeya and Rythian from the series Tekkit Rebirth which is hosted on the channel YOGSCAST RYTHIAN. Usually involves a romance as they are often seen as a romantic couple by the fandom at large.
Random pervert 1: Hey did you read that totally hot zoethian fan-fic i wrote?

Random pervert 2: Yeah but it was a little fluffy for my taste

Random person: What are you guys talking about?

Random pervert 2: Zoethian
Zoethian by Ian@Yourface.com February 20, 2013

zoothanasia 

The action of a zoo putting down a perfectly healthy animal because they have become "surplus". Examples of this are Marius the Giraffe and the nine lion cubs a zoo in Sweden admitted to euthanizing. Usually a cowardly act put forth by zoos which probably shouldn't be allowed to run in the first place.
That zoo performs zoothanasia.
zoothanasia by scarypasta May 11, 2018
Zwothe is a pretty, cute,kind,friendly girl but can be mean and rude.She loves being alone, listening to music, especially sad love songs.She is a good friend and the most awesome girl to date.If you find her, make sure that you keep her.Do not let her go.She is a kind of girl who loves being in committed and lasting relationships.She is private but if you get closer to her, she will be open towards you.You can talk to her as she is a good listener and you can trust her with anything.Most girls with these names are found in Venda.But if you make her angry or betray her, she will swear at you using really mean words that you will regret meeting her.She is not somebody you want to mess with.She is sometimes ignorant but that's if you did something bad to her.Don't mess with her because she believes in revenge and it's not really that easy for her to forgive and just forget immediately.She doesn't believe in opinions like love is about money,romance and things like that.She believes that love is about trust, respect,support and tolerance
Is that Zwothe?...

Yes,she is so pretty and cute.
Zwothe by Zwosssi May 20, 2020

zoethatgingerkid 

Girl on tumblr beastly ginger hair. She blogs random stuff and likes really good music.
Are you following zoethatgingerkid on tumblr?

Hell yeah bro. She's one of my tumblr crushes.

zorthoned 

when you and your niggas smoke some gas and get so fucked up you find yourself in a different dimension
Me " Yo colby are you high yet?"
Colby " Nigga im ZORTHONED"
Me "NIGGA SAME AYEE"
zorthoned by lizard dude May 8, 2018