Zorlac 

A magnificent being known for him tremendous knowledge and ability to make a realistic cricket chirp with his mouth.

During the speech there was an awkward silence, a perfect opportunity for some Zorlac to pronounce his powers and inflate the hall with hysterical laughter.

Zorlac by DarkPunk April 18, 2008

Zorlance 

A name invented by a cool user that first debuted on the Final Fantasy X message board on GameFAQs on New Years Eve 2003. Anyone else who uses the name is just a copier and/or imitator. Other forms: Zorlance Cjasnii, Zorlance Omega, Zorlance Unlimited. The trademark sign for it is ~Zø®läñç£~

My name is Zorlance.

Zorlance by Zorlance March 6, 2007

Zorlance 

Some English guy who makes videos on YouTube.

You guys seen that new video by Zorlance? He's finally completed Sonic 3!

Zorlance by Worst Pseudonym Ever August 21, 2008

Zolack

A Zolack is none other than a person. A special type of person. A zolack has the ability to fuck shit up. They have the ability to literally defeat Chuck Norris. Zolack's are possibly the most epic thing in the whole entire Universe. Some people think they're Zolack's, but they're just faggots.

Jimmy : Hey Dude! My dad's new name is Zolack!

Timmy : Why? That's a fucking stupid name.

Jimmy : He literally just bought me China for Christmas.

Timmy : JImmy, I would like to have gay butsex with your father.

Zolack by Noals98 October 10, 2012

Zorlance 

An ancient animal known for its stupidity and was often born with disease.

The zorlance has diseases.
That kid is such a Zorlance.
Zorlance is the ultimate form of self pwnage.

Zorlance by wark!1 June 27, 2004

Zorsacornicus 

A horse mixed with a zebra mixed with a unicorn mixed with a Pegasus, except it had a horn on his head and a horn for a tail

Hey dude I just bought a pet zorsacornicus

Zorsacornicus by Mliv August 20, 2021

zoraclophobic 

MEANING: you are deeply frightened by small male genitals with large tips that resemble wild mushrooms

I am a zoraclophobic / he has zoraclophobia

zoraclophobic by Amazinggaylady February 7, 2024