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A Zolack is none other than a person. A special type of person. A zolack has the ability to fuck shit up. They have the ability to literally defeat Chuck Norris. Zolack's are possibly the most epic thing in the whole entire Universe. Some people think they're Zolack's, but they're just faggots.
Jimmy : Hey Dude! My dad's new name is Zolack!

Timmy : Why? That's a fucking stupid name.

Jimmy : He literally just bought me China for Christmas.

Timmy : JImmy, I would like to have gay butsex with your father.
Zolack by Noals98 October 10, 2012
In World of Warcraft: To act noobish and stupid.

In real life: To screw up everything you touch.
Damnit, I pulled a Zlack. I showed up to my 25 man raid with no ammo, drink, or food!

I was building a lego tower, and I tripped and knocked it over. I am such a Zlack.
Zlack by tehBob March 3, 2008
Related Words

zooackuside

to sleep in a zoo cage with wield lamas that commit suicide
a evil boy that is getting taken over by the devil that cant stand lamas so he is put thorw zooackuside
zooackuside by zwt December 16, 2006
Dako’s favourite word nobody knows the meaning to
My ZLACK family is over their
Zlack by M ask iOS May 27, 2019

zolaikha mirza 

Zolaikha Mirza is the type of person everyone needs, Nobody has a better humour than Zolaikha Mirza.

A type of person with a heart made of Gold and loyalty that never ends!
Urgh we really a Zolaikha Mirza in our live :(
zolaikha mirza by kamille ølsemj November 22, 2021
The worst word you could ever use.
1: You heard about Damien? I heard he's been acting... Zlack lately
2: Dude, you know you shouldn't say that.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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