Zolack

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A Zolack is none other than a person. A special type of person. A zolack has the ability to fuck shit up. They have the ability to literally defeat Chuck Norris. Zolack's are possibly the most epic thing in the whole entire Universe. Some people think they're Zolack's, but they're just faggots.

Jimmy : Hey Dude! My dad's new name is Zolack!

Timmy : Why? That's a fucking stupid name.

Jimmy : He literally just bought me China for Christmas.

Timmy : JImmy, I would like to have gay butsex with your father.

Zolack by Noals98 October 10, 2012

Zlack

In World of Warcraft: To act noobish and stupid.

In real life: To screw up everything you touch.

Damnit, I pulled a Zlack. I showed up to my 25 man raid with no ammo, drink, or food!

I was building a lego tower, and I tripped and knocked it over. I am such a Zlack.

Zlack by tehBob March 3, 2008

Related Words

Zolack • Zlack • zolaikha mirza • zooackuside

zooackuside

to sleep in a zoo cage with wield lamas that commit suicide

a evil boy that is getting taken over by the devil that cant stand lamas so he is put thorw zooackuside

zooackuside by zwt December 16, 2006

Zlack

Dako’s favourite word nobody knows the meaning to

My ZLACK family is over their

Zlack by M ask iOS May 27, 2019

zolaikha mirza

Zolaikha Mirza is the type of person everyone needs, Nobody has a better humour than Zolaikha Mirza.

A type of person with a heart made of Gold and loyalty that never ends!

Urgh we really a Zolaikha Mirza in our live :(

zolaikha mirza by kamille ølsemj November 22, 2021

Zlack

The worst word you could ever use.

1: You heard about Damien? I heard he's been acting... Zlack lately
2: Dude, you know you shouldn't say that.

Zlack by Obama_Gaming_Official May 19, 2022

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026