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A Zolack is none other than a person. A special type of person. A zolack has the ability to fuck shit up. They have the ability to literally defeat Chuck Norris. Zolack's are possibly the most epic thing in the whole entire Universe. Some people think they're Zolack's, but they're just faggots.
Jimmy : Hey Dude! My dad's new name is Zolack!

Timmy : Why? That's a fucking stupid name.

Jimmy : He literally just bought me China for Christmas.

Timmy : JImmy, I would like to have gay butsex with your father.
Zolack by Noals98 October 10, 2012
In World of Warcraft: To act noobish and stupid.

In real life: To screw up everything you touch.
Damnit, I pulled a Zlack. I showed up to my 25 man raid with no ammo, drink, or food!

I was building a lego tower, and I tripped and knocked it over. I am such a Zlack.
Zlack by tehBob March 3, 2008
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zooackuside

to sleep in a zoo cage with wield lamas that commit suicide
a evil boy that is getting taken over by the devil that cant stand lamas so he is put thorw zooackuside
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zolaikha mirza 

Zolaikha Mirza is the type of person everyone needs, Nobody has a better humour than Zolaikha Mirza.

A type of person with a heart made of Gold and loyalty that never ends!
Urgh we really a Zolaikha Mirza in our live :(
zolaikha mirza by kamille ølsemj November 22, 2021
The worst word you could ever use.
1: You heard about Damien? I heard he's been acting... Zlack lately
2: Dude, you know you shouldn't say that.
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