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Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.
My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.
zoo ass by Zoo Master August 3, 2011
zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo
man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today
zoo ass by RAYJAY February 3, 2005
I smell zoo ass, you must have been cleaning the house all day.
zoo ass by Rocko1 December 26, 2009

Zoo-Ass Bitch 

A female straight out of the jungle. She is absolutely disgusting with tribal titties and a giant bush. Laughable in nature and looks as if she should belong in an exhibit at the zoo.
"Damn look at that girl over there"
"Got damn zoo-ass bitch reeks like salmon and jungle Ebola"
"I'd still hit though homie"
Zoo-Ass Bitch by Dosburg January 15, 2015

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026