A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.
If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).
Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.
If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).
Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.
DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.
by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008
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Occult: ZOMG!!!1 FFXIII is AMAZING! ZOMG!!!1
Manji_Ninja: ZOMG ANO!!!1
GeneralRicePatty: Oh great, this forum has an infestation of Zomgies...
Manji_Ninja: ZOMG ANO!!!1
GeneralRicePatty: Oh great, this forum has an infestation of Zomgies...
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Someone who overuses the phrase ZOMG to the extent of which that their behavior seems very mindless, like that of a zombie.
Occult: ZOMG!!!1 FFXIII is AMAZING! ZOMG!!!1
Manji_Ninja: ZOMG ANO!!!1
GeneralRicePatty: Oh great, this forum has an infestation of Zomgies...
Manji_Ninja: ZOMG ANO!!!1
GeneralRicePatty: Oh great, this forum has an infestation of Zomgies...
by Jessie T. & Robert H. January 11, 2009
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ZOMGIES! I'm surrounded by 12 year old WoW playing ZOMGIES who don't know when to turn their CAPS LOCK OFF!
by Alice Wonderbra September 8, 2007
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Get the liberal zombie mug.1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.
2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013
Get the Zombie-Proofing mug.Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.
Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.
Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.
It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 27, 2022
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