zito

Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.

see: wordpimp/word

"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"

by egarhadfh March 28, 2003

zito

To Zito someone means to kick their ass. Comes from Chuck Zito, the guy who beat up Jean Claude Van Damme

He gave me an attitude so I Zitoed his ass.

by OnTheFly January 31, 2010

zito

someone who needs to realize that relationships are a good thing

person 1: "...dude, she sat on Zito's lap and asked him to go to the dance and he said no..."
person 2: "...wait he said no to a hot chick sitting on his lap?"
person 3: "...what the hell is wrong with that kid?"

by last chance October 3, 2004

zito

someone who needs to stop being so anti-social and realize that there's a life outside of geekdom

Dammit Zito, suck it up and go to the party.

by Kaida Kitsune October 3, 2004

zito

(noun) an asexual stick who is afraid of rooms full of people and somehow lacks the ability to attend social events

"...come on Zito, I got here 20 minutes ago..." "...I haven't actually asked my parents yet..."

by BeowulfIsSEXY October 3, 2004

zito

a sore looser at the game of counter strike.

, often stands up and says "that was gay bobbo" or quietly says "mother fucker" under his breath, while plotting to go over to your computer and bind W to "kill"

by guess April 15, 2003

zitoed

To be harshly ridiculed in public for your gastric shortcomings (esp. zitos cheese intolerance) See: zitos cheese

This SOB came in to my house and complained about my zitos cheese so I zitoed his ass!

by joe zito January 28, 2005