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Zip Job
The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
Zip Job by Jeff Bangundy February 24, 2008
Related Words
zip job • zip • zip it • zip line • Zip lining • zip lock bag • Zip-tie • zip-a-dee-doo-dah • zip disk • Zip Dunk
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