Charlie had so many scars on his arms and chest that when he got a dark tan, his body would look like a zebra with pinkish white stripes running all over his skin. He likes to call it zebrafication. Says it sounds catchy.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak