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The only place where a strangers ya mate and ya mate is a cunt.
Sup cunt, who's this?
Its my cousin, don't worry, he is from New Zealand bro
Oh sup mate
by JaYkeO August 30, 2011
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people that come from New Zealand! Nice people, beautiful country, a country that aussies are jealous of.

Disadvantages: Being so close to australia
New Zealanders are very friendly people. I enjoyed visiting NZ very nice country!
by Katarina October 8, 2005
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Types of New Zealanders:

- Aucklanders
- Mongrel mobsters
- Islanders
- Bogans
- Deep Southerners

Aucklanders are trying to fit in with the rest of the world and assimilate with American culture by creating over-dramatised reality TV shoes and watching too many movies. In reality they are struggling to find their kiwi identity because they are so locked into their metropolitan lifestyle.

Mongrel mobsters are Maori folks who are pissed at the racial injustices of the past and lash out against the Pakeha imperialist regime through violent anarchy and civil disobedience. All mongrels are dangerous but not all are immoral. Some mobsters work a positive change in their communities by fucking up any dickheads who try to sell harmful drugs to their whanaungatanga.

Islanders are other Polynesian folks who have immigrated to Aotearoa. Islanders are usually devout Christians who love wearing their church clothes and lava lavas, sipping kava and eating pork roasts.

Bogans are rural nutcases who enjoy drinking beer, driving beat up Holdens, and listening to Metallica. They typically have long mullets, few teeth and no shoes.

Deep Southerners are usually white folks of Scottish descent who live in the cold, isolated district of Otago and speak with a thick accent, if they speak at all. Southerners are quite possibly the most hard case, tight lipped people you will ever meet and don't take shit from any pussy arse townies.
Don't sell P to New Zealanders or the mongrel mob will fuck you up.
by Seismic Refugee October 1, 2018
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A beautiful lesser-known country with amazing scenery, lots of green and caring people. For you idiotic Americans who hate us, what did we ever do to you? Nothing? I thought so. For all you fellow kiwis out there, who cares about those haters? <3
Let's go on a holiday to New Zealand!
by TheProudKiwi April 6, 2017
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A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...
I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!
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Better written as Nieuw Zeeland, this country was named after Zeeland in the Netherlands by Abel Tasman, the first European explorer to reach it. Tasmania was named after this guy.

That's where the old Zealand was, in case you were wondering.
"Hey, Tasman! Wat dat eiland u is?"
"Het is een prachtige plaats! Ik ga het Nieuw Zeeland "
by Tomaso April 17, 2005
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Am I the only one here who realizes that "New Zealand" is a pristine word, not adapted or mutilated at ALL? Sheeyut, it's a concrete geographical area.
Nu Zizzle is an example of what "New Zealand" would like, were it actually slang.
by Susurrus April 9, 2005
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