zank

to have sexual intercourse

i would totally zank Megan Fox.

by Zanker November 9, 2011

crank a zank

A term used to refer to a person who is extremely cranky, irratable, or grumpy. It can also be used to refer to someone who is a perpetual pessimist, or a constant downer.

Gertrude makes sure to get a lot of sleep at night so she isn't a crank a zank the following day.

by hd_sib December 1, 2006

oh zank

A thing that Ellen and Tilde invented.

"OH ZANK ELLEN"
"OH ZANK TILDE"

by Zankisas December 25, 2016

Zank

Something to call somebody when the person cannot think logically or be reasonable.

Dude, you're a Zank right now.

Man, I can't believe I was friends with a Zank.

by FriesWorshipsSppokAsAJokeOther September 15, 2020

Zank

Cocaine

Beav unit was doing mad zank last night.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

Zank

A tall young handsome lad. Usually a Zank refers to someone still in high school. The word “Zank” actually goes way back to the 13th century, it is a meaning for “thank you”. Usually someone being called Zank is being thanked for being eye candy. The famous dance “stanky leg” actually came from the “Zanky Leg” in Greece.

Person 1: Wow, Ben over there is such a Zank.
Person 2: yea, he’s quite a eye catcher!

by Amasser April 16, 2020

Zank

Someone that is hot short fast and never stops running

Wow you are such a Zank

by Zanktastic May 23, 2023