Some gay fuck who goes to tbay and is short as fuck. He thinks he's a hard cunt but I gave him a crack to the jaw. His height is so funny he's so short it's like he doesn't exist.

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Zak Mosbauer is gay and short
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"Hi I'm Zak's Bitch"
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number one baker mr zach bakes he bakes cakes in the baking show Great British Bake off for kids

he will bake you.
i slept with zak bakes last night he said he'd bake me
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He is a calm but annoying guy. He can make you laugh yet makes you want to throw him into the wedge.
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Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer of Mr.Rodgers ,Barney,Bob the builder ,and the Teletubbies. Seducer of wives, defiler of virgens and the master of all horney women who crave a huge dick
OMG there goes Zak the Greatest lookthe fuck out yo!
by Zak Parker February 5, 2008
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