A nickname for someone for whom you feel very intense affection; pertaining to, the ultimate partner.
Also used as: Zoofy
Also used as: Zoofy
by Infinityz January 12, 2011
A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless
by Anthony Pratley September 13, 2005
by Evelyn_Timpani April 15, 2018
To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.
I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.
by K. Cox February 22, 2008
The action of Zoofing is the male opposite of a queef, sucking items into the tip of a penis or foreskin.
Tommy Zoofed a box of Froot Loops so when he sneezes they come flying out of his foreskin like a shotgun blast.
by WittyForLifes August 09, 2018
Zoof is a person who’s extremely annoying but they don’t stop due to how hilarious they’re finding themselves.
by Pasta destroyer November 08, 2020