your such a
Your such a pathetic excuse for a slang definition that I will misspell "You're" and simply make a weak sentence proving that it could be a real word!
your such a by nigle+ August 19, 2009
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your such a cat
You are begging for so.going mostly used as a slang term for when someone is begging for cigarettes or weed
your such a cat by Mollie♡ryan February 5, 2018
your such a moises
your such a moises by smdwiftag ppl September 1, 2011
your such a heiser
when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.
brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag
brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler
your such a heiser by definemyass October 3, 2005
your such a Karen
your such a Karen by ZNabil81 September 19, 2021
your such a squriell
a person who resembles a squriell in all possible qualities. they constintley eat acorns and leave there houses to climb trees. they have caves in her room that lead to evergreen trees. if you see one please email nuttygirl.nuts0@gmail.com to tell her that you saw one of her fellow squries.
your such a squirell! thats a chipmunk tree
your such a squriell who rules the world with every evergreen everywhere.
your such a squriell who rules the world with every evergreen everywhere.
your such a squriell by nuttygirl November 9, 2011
ashley your such a crackhead
Basic white girls cheering on their friend Ashley doing something annoying, boring, basic, or accidental to which they then assume it’s so wild and crazy they prefer to her as a “Crackhead”…
ashley your such a crackhead by Quandele dingles sneaky link June 6, 2022
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