Your New Boyfriend
is an arsehole...
Your New Boyfriend by sitsonatable January 27, 2021
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Your New Boyfriend
A song made by the Youtuber, Streamer and Musical Artist, Wilbur Soot. This song was released in 2020. It is a Comedic song. It is related to the two songs called: “I’m in Love with An E-Girl” and "Internet Ruined me".
Person 1: Have you heard about the latest song Wilbur uploaded?
Person 2: Yeah! I think it's called Your New Boyfriend.
Person 2: Yeah! I think it's called Your New Boyfriend.
Your New Boyfriend by SophiaTheDeer69 January 20, 2021
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Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot
Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17
How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned
I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17
How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned
I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream
Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot by LvvlyyKleeetf April 4, 2022
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026