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Youpooping 

Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.
Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"

Alex: "Yeah, sorry, I was youpooping"
Youpooping by Titmonger October 16, 2008
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Youpooping 

Watching mass amounts of random youtube videos while taking a dump.
"I only pooped for like five minutes, but i was in there youpooping for an hour!"

"Thats weird"
Youpooping by Albomb January 11, 2009
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YouPooping 

The act of watching YouTube while pooping for an extended amount of time. Combining the act of YouTubing and pooping.
I could not use the bathroom today because my son was too busy YouPooping!
YouPooping by Geeediddy July 15, 2020

Youpooping 

The act of taking your tablet with you to to the bathroom to watch youtube while you poop.
'Hey where is your husband?'

'Oh he's youpooping right now, so it will be awhile'

'Sheng youpoops for so long, I have to wait atleast 45 minutes to be able to enter the bathroom'
Youpooping by Kajideeznuts May 30, 2022
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