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waaah, you're mean! I'm telling! 

What oversensitive preschoolers say when they don't get their way.
First kid: Let's play on the swings!
Second kid: I'd rather play on the toy horsey.
First kid: Waaah, you're mean! I'm telling!

You’re a mean one, Mr Trump 

A CollegeHumor video that parodies the Grinch while making use of the current political climate.
You’re a mean one, Mr Trump since you said Muslims are out of control.

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch 

Best Christmas song ever!
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel,
Mister Griiiiinch!
You're a really bad banana

With a greasy black peel!

Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu 

Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.
Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

what she really means by "you're welcome" 

"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"

What she really means by "you're welcome"

"Slide in my DMs"