You don't even know 

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."

You don't even know by Runnin' This shit. April 24, 2005

You don't even know 

Dane Cook's perfect representation of how it should be used. When in an arguement with your significant other this needs to be dropped at the end of the arguement when nothing else can be gained from the situation. Then one must promptly exit the room.

"Over there, eating your Oodles of Noodles!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

You don't even know by Ryan Frazier March 15, 2008

You don't even know 

Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Is derived from Jamaican dancehall DJ's challenge to rival DJ's and call to audiences "ya don't know my style'' etc. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general.

'We got so mashed... trust you don't know.''

''Rooney's volley was sick...you don't even know''

You don't even know by Jaytool June 9, 2005

you don't even know 

Phrase used when expressing extreme distrust, angst, and revolt.

Who do you think I am? You don't even know.

you don't even know by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

You don't even know 

when someone is making fun of you about something that may not be true while others are laughing at you, you start crying and suddenly yell, SHUT UP, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!" and run away.

mean guy: ha ha! you're a baby, you're an idiot!

other guy: leave me alone, i did nothing to you.

mean guy: stupid retard!!

other guy: *starts toy cry* leave me alone!

mean guy: you probably still wet the bed!

other guy: SHUT UP, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!
*runs out of the room crying*

You don't even know by poor dude.... June 12, 2005

You don't even know 

A catch-prashe/slang used by dumb kids who don't know how to express themselves any better.

The hispanic girl on MTV's NEXT kept saying "you don't even knowwww what I'm going to do" and "you don't even knowwww me". But sadly, she didn't even knowwww what she was trying to articulate.

You don't even know by homelezz January 5, 2007

You don't even know! 

Catch phrase used by office personnel to show smug superiority to others.

Cooter: Hey bud, did you do the TPS reports on Friday?

Ronious: Of course I did, you don't even know!

You don't even know! by Darth Ronious August 18, 2009