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You are cooked 

This term refers to being done for or in a terrible situation. Synonym for "You are screwed."
"It is 11:40pm and you've only done 10% of the homework that's due at 11:59, you are cooked!"
You are cooked by salam25 September 8, 2025
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You are Cooked 

A term that refers to when you are completely screwed and are in a terrible situation.

Synonym for: You are done for.
"It is 11:40pm and you only finished 10% of the homework due at 11:59pm. You aren't finishing that, you are cooked!"
You are Cooked by salam25 September 8, 2025

are you cooked? 

Cooked is a term for someone to politely refer to a Junkie who has lost all self control, they are usually the ones caught on video getting a fight over traffic, in shopping centres walking around not buying anything, picking up cigarette butts on the street, walking around in a T Shirt and Shorts in Winter, many more traits.
It used to refer to pot smokers being stoned but now its more the Ice/Meth/Shabu users who are just lost in their habit
Cooked Dude: Drives over a foot path, down the curb and around the corner crashes in to a power pole in middle of the day.
Bystander: What the F is wrong with you, are you cooked bro?
Cooked Dude: Ohhh errrr, ummmm yeah, ahhhhh

Are you cooked? is more rhetorical and derogatory in nature implying that someone is a mess, and their life is consumed in drugs.
are you cooked? by Sonnyhood November 4, 2020
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