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You're mom gay lol 

The list of worst insults is a collection of insults that parody the ''I sleep with you mom last night''.
Here are the most dangerous insults you can ever tell to a person:

YOU'RE MOM GAY.
Insult Power: 0.5
Result: A person being hit by this insult will be staggered, and fin it hard to breathe.

YOU'RE MOM GAY LOL.
Insult Power: 0.8
in deep depression.

NO YOU.
Insult Power: 1
Result: The result depends on the insult countered.

YOU'RE MOM AND DAD GAY TOGETHER.
Insult Power: 5
Result: A person hit by this insult may have a fatal heart attack.

YOU'RE DAD LESBIAN.
Insult Power: 27
Result: A person hit by this insult will instantly die.

YOU'RE GRANY TRANNY.
Insult Power: 200
Result: A person hit by this will instantly fataly explode.

YOU'RE GRANDPA TRAP.
Insult Power: 5000
Result: A person hit by this insult may litteraly fataly evaporate.

YOU'RE ENITE FAMILY TREE IS LGBT.
Insult Power: 100000
Result: Every atom in the victims body will be teleported to their separate dimensions.
Person 1: You're mom gay lol.
Person 2: No U.
Person 1: You're mom and dad gay together.
Person 2: You're dad lesbian.
Person 1: You're granny tranny.
Person 2: You're grandpa trap.
Person 1: You're entire family tree is LGBT.
*Every atom in person 2's body gets sent to separate dimensions, instantly ending his life*

youre mom gay, lol 

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.
"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026