yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 24, 2022

yoink stick

when your being a dummy but emma still loves you

you’re such a yoink stick

by Blah📚 January 29, 2019

Yoink

Verb. A synonym for yeet in the sense that you yeet someone or something.

Bro, I totally yoinked him

by Zest God 69 November 28, 2019

Yoink

The act of stealing something

I yoinked your virginity

by September 28, 2020

Yoink

The act of chugging beer very quickly through a beer bong. Also can be used for taking anything quickly.

I’m about to take a yoink. Bro I just yoinked that beer.

by bigpresto1 March 31, 2022