Yeetism 

The Religious Worship of Not only Yeet but memes and their Holy one SwaggerSouls

Guy/Girl 1:So what Religion are you

Guy/Girl 2: My religion is Yeetism

Yeetism by Wolf Roxy August 20, 2018

Yeetism 

Yeetism is the psychological condition of yeeting at any given moment without warning. People with yeetism often have trouble maintaining relationships and friendships alike, because they keep leaving pretty much habitually. Think commitment issues, but catchier.

Man: I haven't seen my boyfriend in six months

Woman: why?

Man: he has yeetism

Yeetism by strangeburdens December 28, 2020

Yeetism 

The belief that life is made up of “yeet moments”. A Yeetist believes that you must yeet to survive.

Jacob- “Hey aren’t u Jewish?”
Joe- “Ew, no. I’m a Yeetist.”
Jacob- “Oh so you believe in Yeetism”

Yeetism by Johnny stevinyon November 6, 2019

Yeetism 

The practice of saying Yeet, founded by Leo Valdez

I need to practice Yeetism today, I shall now go Yeet.

Yeetism by Apollo_the_god November 26, 2019

Yeetism 

Yeetism is a religion where someone only praise any form of 'yeet'. Commonly used by highschool or Middleschool students as a joke.

" Hey man yeetus to the feetus."

" You must follow Yeetism. Good my child. In yeet we trust"

Yeetism by UwUorOwO March 26, 2019

Yeetism 

Yeetism is the belief that Shaggy and the meme lords rule the multiverse known as Yeet universal.

I believe in Yeetism.

Yeetism by Extra Life December 16, 2019

yeetism 

Yeetism is a condition that only Florida Men have. The virus can be transmitted through watching memes and saying "yeet". If a subject has this virus, they begin to throw things uncontrollably until their arm muscles decline completely. After the decline of the subject's arm muscles, the rest begin to decline until they die of being paralyzed.

Doctor: Well, I checked you and it seems you have yeetism.

Friend: o no

Person: finally no more work and endless torture

yeetism by SebDoesDefinitions_ April 1, 2022