A gay cowboy or normal cowboy , you can’t tell the fucking difference, usually drives the biggest goddamn diesel in town or country if you ask them. They would fuck anything on top of a hay-bale or their big fucking truck. They don’t shower they smell like The sale barn and if their far enough away you’ll be able to see two big ass buck teeth sticking out to know for sure that’s one of them.
Yeehawd/Yeehawdist. See that peckerwood over yonder - the dude in the mullet and the camouflage leisure suit? Well that there's Booby Earl - the militia's most dedicatedYeehawdist. The Yeehawd is a-comin' soon, I tell ya!
When you edge a man to the brink with your juicy mouth, stop and yell “YEE HAW” at the top of your lungs, then deep throat his dick and finish him, swallowing every ounce of his hot cum (aka the dunkel)